My friend Laura always has the best ideas for fun things to do. She and I have been doing Mad Libs over the email. She bought a book, so she'll send me the blanks to fill in with noun, adjective, whatever. So I come up with all these random words, and then she fills them in and sends the story to me. Here's the latest. The very last sentence is hilarious!
Loving the single life? The perks are plenty! You are your own Shih Tzu. There's no need to check in with anyone when you and your kitties want to holla' after work. If you want to drop in for gorgeous hour at the local creepy bar and throw back a few glasses of vodka, you can. And if you spot a gooey guy, you can flirt quickly with nary a care. Or, if you feel like staying in, you can plop your boobies on the couch and watch movies like When Harry Met Karyn or SuperFun Woman for 24 hours straight. But perhaps the best part of being single is that you don't need to come up with an excuse every time you don't want to hopscotch-- like, "I'm too bountiful" or "My pinky toe hurts". When you're single, you live your lovely life on your terms-- and its absolutely horrific!